Definitions by 21 Pearls Before Swine
milfather
Son: Mom, I want to be just like you: a parent.
Mom: Awesome, son!
Son: Can I be your daddy?
Mom: ...
Mom: Never call me that again, son. Oh, and you're grounded.
Son: Fine. Have it your way. I'll just call you milfather then.
Mom: ...milf-what now??
Padme: Luke, I am your milfather.
The Milfather, starring Al Pacino.
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
Mom: Awesome, son!
Son: Can I be your daddy?
Mom: ...
Mom: Never call me that again, son. Oh, and you're grounded.
Son: Fine. Have it your way. I'll just call you milfather then.
Mom: ...milf-what now??
Padme: Luke, I am your milfather.
The Milfather, starring Al Pacino.
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
milfather by 21 Pearls Before Swine May 16, 2021