Definitions by 2012 Cowboy

despanxed 

the less desirable state of a portly female after removing her fat hiding undergarment

That fly girl at the club turned into Star Jones after she despanxed in me and my uncles apartment

despanxed by 2012 Cowboy March 9, 2009

beav-llatio 

performing oral sex on the female genitalia

I wanted to perform beav-llatio, but business was rank down there.

beav-llatio by 2012 cowboy March 9, 2009