Definitions by 2006 1st Year Games Design

Attractively Deprived 

Attractively Deprived means someone who is that excessively ugly that they just cannot get a partner. Think, if you will, like a yeti in human form. Or, for a more lifelike figure, The Elephant Man!

(1) Gareth's not ugly, he's just... attractively deprived!
(2) It's not your fault Gareth!

Attractively Deprived by 2006 1st Year Games Design April 10, 2007

Gareth 

The word 'Gareth' is usually used to insult people (1) in the Grimsby area of England. Created originally by a small group of friends, this saying has become a popular part of the culture. It generally means 'Dumb person', but can be used to describe inanimate objects too, such as a MAC Computer when it fucks up (2). It is also laughed upon when uttered (3) .

(1) "Haha! Your such a Gareth!"
(2) "For fuck sake! These MAC's are such Gareths!"
(3) "Gareth!" - "Haha!"

Gareth by 2006 1st Year Games Design December 7, 2006