Breathflection

When someone has such bad breath, that when they talk to you up close they think /you/ have bad breath.

J - Hey man how's it going!
M - Not bad, not bad
J - Damn dude your breath smells like dead garbage
M - Actually man, that's just your breathflection so please have a few of these mints.

by 1day1daywillmake August 27, 2019