MoCo

A place half as rich but twice as snooty an NoVa.

NoVa'n: hi there
Moco'an: hi there inferior person
NoVa'n: *audible sigh* you're from Montgomery County aren't
you?
MoCo'an: yes, yes I am; and might I add that we're number
13 in richest national counties?
NoVa'n: open your eyes. stop bragging. there's always
somewhere better. not only better but less
obnoxious. *raises limosine window and drives away*
*to himself*- besides, we have number 2,3,and 8; but
we'd never say it.

by 12wq January 04, 2006