Definitions by 1 guy 1 hypebeast
Hipster Hypebeast
an upper middle class boy, who thinks longboarding is underground and cool. yet he buys overly priced boards every month from bad dealers. similar to the behavior of a "hypebeast" I.E, going to flight club and buying 400 dollar jordans when you could get them at a mall for 75 to 100 dollars. both do this to make up for having a small penis, or "anxiety disorders."
Hipster Hypebeast by 1 guy 1 hypebeast March 29, 2011