Definitions by 1/2 a fuck not given

Hamefrred 

Being so drunk you can't pronounce hammered.

Blub is hamefrred, hope the curtains fair out ok tonight!

Hamefrred by 1/2 a fuck not given October 4, 2021

Timanese Logic 

Believing that shit is true, even when you know it isn't.

Blub, if you retire at 45, you'll be dead by 65 but if you work until you're 70, you'll live until 90 bud! This is Timanese Logic.

Timanese Logic by 1/2 a fuck not given October 25, 2019