Definitions by ..Mr T...

Chav 

Verb: To steal something.
Noun: Someone who thinks they're "well'ard" wears a baseball cap pointing straight up, sometimes (fake) Burberry, wears tracksuits tucked into their socks

I chavved your pen
That guy is such a chav
You fucking chav

Chav by ..Mr T... June 23, 2007

Cock end 

a total penis dickhead annoying prick that kind of thing. See also nob end

You cock end/ nob end

Cock end by ..Mr T... June 23, 2007