-The Omega Master's definitions

retarded monkey

1. Someone who has a plan which they consider great at the moment, but in retrospect, does not seem very good. Infact, it seems horrible.
2. A hilarious insult. Geared towards mentally ill apes and arangutangs, or more likely someone on that level.

1. "So, the Sarge said my plan had merit, but it was executed poorly."-Grif
"Bullshit, Sarge said were a retarded monkey."-Simmons
2. "Dude, you are such a retarded monkey, now how do I spell check?"-The Omega Master

by -The Omega Master February 8, 2005

brb

A lame excuse for a definition used on Urban Dictionary for people who talk about how they need to take a shit, or how their friends leave them while online while saying they'll be back. Here's alittle tip, fuckers, people who don't already know what the acronym stands for should be burned at the stake. It's the easiest one ever. Also, if your friends get offline by seeing they'll be back, then they are not your friends, they are just retards, and most likely, at school, if they do go to school with you and you didn't meet you in a chat room and are most likely pedifiles, then they are going to say something like "I got caught up in something else," which is just underbreath speak for, "I don't like you, don't you get it you retarded monkey? I mean, you never gave me Respect Knuckles once." (I love shameless plugs). Oh, to all you other morons, nobody wants to hear about how you have to take a shit.

"And lo, the Great Omega Master hath ingested that of a bean burito and is as noisy as ever. Thus, the great foe the beans have made, for they have forsaken me with the urge to feel what is coming out of thine anus. Alas, I must BRB to once again take on my greatest nemesis, the Crapier. This will take an obscenely long time." *Signs Offline*-The Omega Master

by -The Omega Master February 8, 2005

Buster Sword

A gigantic sword used by Cloud in FF7. Cloud became so popular that he was also in Final Fantasy Tactics, Final Fantasy: Advent Children, Ultimate Video Game Fighting, and 8-Bit Theatre. Afterwards, he settled down in the Porn Industry, creating many Hentais such as Cut Little. The sword itself is huge. really Fucking huge. "I can't believe he can hold that" huge. It's big enough to bust stuff, hence the name. Why are you still reading this? That sword was big as hell! It was as big as a Dreadnought.

"Look at that Buster Sword, it'f really fucking huge."

by -The Omega Master December 18, 2004

BFM

Big Furry Monster, I.E., the biggest creature Magic the Gathering has to offer. It takes two halves of the card to summon and 15 black mana, and it's a 99/99 and can only be blocked by three or more creatures. It's the biggest, baddest, nastiest, scariest creature you'll ever see.

"It was big. Really, really big. No, bigger than that. Even bigger. Keep going. More. No, more. Look, we're talking Krakens and Dreadnoughts for jewelry, it was BIG!"
-Arna Kennerild, Skyknight

by -The Omega Master December 18, 2004

Respect Knuckles

Instead of high-fiving, why not use the gangsta way, Respect Knuckles. This is where both people take their fists and slowly tap them together on the knuckles, showing respect to that person. This is a handy substitute for dangerously clapping the hands together, quite possibly causing a bone to be broken in the wrist.

"High-five!"-Sharko
"No man, respect knuckles."-Quinn
"RESPECT KNUCKLES!"-Voice over during respect knuckles

by -The Omega Master December 17, 2004