Definitions by -HEF-

scargunt 

When a woman has a c-section, she is left with a scargunt.

In order to keep her gash tight, she had a c-section, but now she has a scargunt. Why I gotta see the scargunt on the beach?

scargunt by -HEF- October 23, 2008

H.I.P. 

"Hand in Pants." Used by strippers, and customers of lap dances to ask for some special treatment in the back room, i.e. a hand job.

When I went into the back room with the stripper for a lap dance, I asked her if she was down with some H.I.P.

H.I.P. by -HEF- May 20, 2007