Definitions by wafflebitch

Christen Pressing 

Christen Pressing is the action of zooming out of an awkward social situation, much like famous USWNT soccer player Christen Press does to get the ball away from the shirt tuggers. Because, you know, she deserves better than what the NWSL gives her.

Guy #1: I was Christen Pressing out of a conversation yesterday when they started talking about anal.

Christen Pressing by wafflebitch August 13, 2019

naked thumb war 

Basically it's a hand job!

Hey girl, what's going on tonight.. You want to have a naked thumb war?

naked thumb war by wafflebitch January 1, 2018