sam's definitions

shizno

the excrement of the defecation of an extemely smelly animal.

Gary: Knock Knock
Church: Whos there?
Gary: You are.
Church: You are who?
Gary: You are a dirty dirty shizno Ha Ha Ha

Gary: Andy and I are not on speaking terms right now. He is kind of jerk.
Andy: Im not the jerk, your the jerk, jerk.
Gary: That was kind of rude.
Andy: Ah shut up you shizno!

by sam April 26, 2005

Chavs

the word chav come from the abrevation

C.H.A.V = Council House Associated Virmin

oh my what a chav over there outside mc donalds drinking white lightening.

chav quotes "mayte" "giz a tab" "you got 30p fo phorne mayte"

by sam January 29, 2005

faggarette

faggarette, a posh cigarette
a cigarette smoked by royalty

i saw prince harry smoking a fagarrette!

by sam June 23, 2004

chunny

-originates from the chubby, greasy, tub of lard, fanta drinking,doggy breathed, oversized ginger lump named primarily as Alex Allen. Also Known as CHUNNY, AA man, beefy squidge, ass chun and many many other alias's.

'look at chunny, he's picking his spots and eating them'
'Well actually matt i woz jusht scratching, and would you please stop squdging my chun!'

by sam February 14, 2004