Definitions by Uncle Dimma
carnaldestism
(acronym of the phrase "baptism of carnal desire" and pronounced carnaldethism): the night someone is 'baptized' in terms of their carnal desires, i.e. loses their virginity.
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just a caveat for my friends out there , especially ladies: if you have not had your carnaldestism before the age of 20 and want a memorable first experience, do not get drunk beforehand. BtwΒΈ, getting drunk before your carnaldestism, is retargerous as it is, no matter the age.
carnaldestism by Uncle Dimma June 7, 2014
like it or lump it
like it or lump it, IMHO the Italian Mafia should replace, in Quebec, the corrupt bureaucrats who let spiel of the conscruption industry keep unfolding
like it or lump it by Uncle Dimma June 6, 2014
horny plump
A horny plump, as a noun, is actually paradox, since it's a noun created from 2 adjectives, horny, and plump.
horny plump by Uncle Dimma June 6, 2014
retargerous
( a combination of the words retarded and dangerous) : something that is, according to most normal people, both retarded and dangerous, however one is to define the terms.
Even if done f-sag, goingassbogganing down the stairs into your basement on a mattress is still retargerous imho.
retargerous by Uncle Dimma June 4, 2014
idiotager
an idiotager is so named because kids in that age range, (with very few exceptions) nowadays, don't behave like bratagers- but do behave like idiots (NOT synonymous with being an idiot), repeating the mistakes of previous generations in terms of re-inventing and/or re-discovering sex, drugs, fashion styles, and music
idiotager by Uncle Dimma June 4, 2014
retargerous
( a combination of the words retarded and dangerous) : something that is, according to most normal people, both retarded and dangerous, however one is to define the terms.
Even if done f-sag, goingassbogganing down the stairs into your basement on a mattress is still retargerous imho.
retargerous by Uncle Dimma June 4, 2014
BFA
BFA
(an acronym for "blank firing attachment")
a) a magazine round filled with blank cartridges
b) a coolidiculous synonym for a condom used by the male members of the Canadian military.
(an acronym for "blank firing attachment")
a) a magazine round filled with blank cartridges
b) a coolidiculous synonym for a condom used by the male members of the Canadian military.
soldier a): James, I'll see you after Christmas break
soldier b) all right, but your propensity to fool around with any broad that comes your way, should tell you to bring your BFA along.
soldier a) I will forget my BFA on purpose then, just to annoy you, lol
soldier b) all right, but your propensity to fool around with any broad that comes your way, should tell you to bring your BFA along.
soldier a) I will forget my BFA on purpose then, just to annoy you, lol
BFA by Uncle Dimma June 4, 2014