Definitions by Uncle Dimma

board my platform 

a nicer way of sarcastically telling someone "welcome to my reality"

mom : son, at your age, when I hung out with friends, i didn't smoke weed and play video games, I listened to the Beatles.

son: well, lol, board my platform for a change.

board my platform by Uncle Dimma October 20, 2014

king cobra 

A synonym for a very arrogant person.

Just look at a real king cobra that's about to strike and you'll understand my analogy with a king cobra the arrogant person.

king cobra by Uncle Dimma October 20, 2014

grabbing a chocolate bar 

offensive term:

(N.B: For a black guy to do the same to a white girl should probably be called ^licking vanilla ice cream).

for a white man, at a bar, to walk up to a random black/biracial/Caribbean girl and ask her for sexual favors.

do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.

grabbing a chocolate bar by Uncle Dimma October 18, 2014

the 7 I's of Steve Jobs 

7 simple English words starting in the letter I (intuition, imagination, invention, integration, interpretation, ingenuity and innovation) that not only define Steve Jobs as an individual, but also epitomize the spirit of all human scientific and technological progress since the beginnings of civilization.

what does the letter ``I`` stand for in words such as Iphone, Ipad and Ipod? The answer is simple; the I in each of these words represent the 7 I's of Steve Jobs.

the 7 I's of Steve Jobs by Uncle Dimma October 17, 2014

devil-worship 

Immoral and\or amoral behavior, however one chooses to define the terms 'behavior', 'immoral', and 'amoral'

the fact that an fwb or an fbltr relationship is devil-worship to some is irrelevant; each individual should decide for themselves whether or not that type of relationship is right for them.

devil-worship by Uncle Dimma October 17, 2014

ratemyteacher dot com 

an internet site that should be banned for reasons of morality.

ratemyteacher dot com (ratemyteacher.com), by letting bratagers anonymously make racist, sexist and misogynistic comments about their teachers creates a culture of devil-worship

ratemyteacher dot com by Uncle Dimma October 16, 2014

mediapocrytical insemination

brainwashing someone through the media

The ignorant masses who passively consume the evening news after are especially vulnerable to mediapocrytical insemination

mediapocrytical insemination by Uncle Dimma October 16, 2014