Definitions by Uncle Dimma

travelling 'round the world like pirates and gypsies 

without having though it through comme du monde, going on unplanned, retargerous, harebrained adventures

i don't want my kids travelling 'round the world like pirates and gypsies; i want them to grow up pragmatic and rational people.

travelling 'round the world like pirates and gypsies by Uncle Dimma October 8, 2014

ménage à trois 

a) (antiquated French of France meaning): a married heterosexual couple living with the lover or mistress of one of the significant others.

b) (new and improved meaning): any form of dysfunctional relationship

i would also qualify as a ménage à trois a domestic arrangement in which a a married couple live not only with their teenage daughter, but their teenager's boyfriend

ménage à trois by Uncle Dimma October 8, 2014

menage a trois 

A) When a heterosexual couple and the mistress/ lover of one of them live in the same household

B) a dysfunctional type of domestic arrangement in which a couple live with their teenager and the teen' s significant other

IMHO a guy living with his girlfriend's parents is a menage a trois, definition b). The other way around is not.

menage a trois by Uncle Dimma October 7, 2014

ménage à trois 

a) (antiquated French of France meaning): a married heterosexual couple living with the lover or mistress of one of the significant others.

b) (new and improved meaning): any form of dysfunctional relationship

i would also qualify as a ménage à trois a domestic arrangement in which a a married couple live not only with their teenage daughter, but their teenager's boyfriend

ménage à trois by Uncle Dimma October 5, 2014

blue-eyed bandit 

in law enforcement circles in The United States a word for a person in the general population who illegally those blue police sirens on top of their vehicles.

a perfect example of a blue-eyed bandit would be a career criminal using a police siren to pull you over for a fake traffic stop violation and then simply to rob you of your valuables.

blue-eyed bandit by Uncle Dimma October 4, 2014

cream team 

A group of male homosexuals who regularly get together and masturbate in the sauna/shower

When the French national soccer team underperforms, I sarcastically call them my favorite cream team

cream team by Uncle Dimma October 3, 2014

man-fan 

a less offensive term for gay male than faggot.

IMHO it would only be appropriate for women to use the term man-fan

man-fan by Uncle Dimma October 1, 2014