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Definitions by Uncle Dimma

double-barreled assault and battery 

(Not to be confused with domestic violence)when both partners in a relationship commit physical violence against each other, usually following an argument.
Slava Voynov's case is double-barreled assault and battery, not simple domestic violence, since both he and his girlfriend required medical attention following the incident.

double-barreled common-law assault and battery 

(not to be confused with regular, run-of-the mill domestic violence, which is strictly one spouse physically beating up the other)

when 2 common-law spouses start perpetrating physical domestic violence on each other at the same time during an argument and both require hospitalization for their injuries afterwards.
the recent case against Slava Voynov of theLos Angeles Kings is not, IMHO to be classified as domestic violence but as double-barreled common-law assault and battery, simply because both he and his girlfriend suffered significant injuries requiring hospitalization during the incident.

mediapocricy

( a combination of the words media and hypocrisy): hypocritical propaganda statements as preached by the media.
The United Nations are masters at using mediapocricy to spread its own influence
mediapocricy by Uncle Dimma October 21, 2014

achtüng a göy'yim 

(literal translation from ca. 1840's-1920's- German)

a) beware of non-monotheists and heathens, i.e. immoral/amoral individuals

b) a admonishing phrase meaning, "beware of immorality/ amorality".
mother: Emily, mark my words, this is your first year in high school; apart from all the cool stuff you will learn, there are also, other, darker, more dangerous things (...)

Emily (interrupting her mother) : Is achtüng a göy'yim the phrase you wanted to use? I know, dad told me yesterday (...)

board my platform 

a nicer way of sarcastically telling someone "welcome to my reality"
mom : son, at your age, when I hung out with friends, i didn't smoke weed and play video games, I listened to the Beatles.

son: well, lol, board my platform for a change.
board my platform by Uncle Dimma October 20, 2014

king cobra 

A synonym for a very arrogant person.
Just look at a real king cobra that's about to strike and you'll understand my analogy with a king cobra the arrogant person.
king cobra by Uncle Dimma October 20, 2014

grabbing a chocolate bar 

offensive term:

(N.B: For a black guy to do the same to a white girl should probably be called ^licking vanilla ice cream).

for a white man, at a bar, to walk up to a random black/biracial/Caribbean girl and ask her for sexual favors.
do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.