Definitions by Uncle Dimma

pull the hippo out of the mud 

a) when you have pay the bill for a large group of friends at a restaurant or other drinking establishment

b) trying to solve a seemingly impossible- to- solve situation

It's almost impossible to pull the hippo out of the mud definition a), on a shoe string budget

pull the hippo out of the mud by Uncle Dimma July 27, 2016

pancake mix 

Posmic quality cement

If you're using pancake mix to build your household, think again. Snare the groundhog before the foundation is destroyed.

pancake mix by Uncle Dimma July 27, 2016

coat-tails 

New offensive term for a parasitic person who rides your coat tails and claims your hard work as their own

Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama were coat-tails to each other, Barack Obama continued Hillary Clinton's failed foreign policy 2012-16, and she ran for president in 2016, only to try and continue his failed social policies

coat-tails by Uncle Dimma July 16, 2016

half-baked egg

A hair-brained, retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual

Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today? How to force Hilary Clinton out of power?

half-baked egg by Uncle Dimma July 13, 2016

dating data 

( considering that a person is on more than 1 dating sites ast

( noun): the amount of physical space as well as data being used by all the combined dating apps on your phone

( verb): dating exclusively online instead of in a combination of online/real life

If you are going to be dating data, definition b), you are either afraid of a findom sugar baby or you have completely lost contact with reality, or you may be suffering a severe case of social anxiety

dating data by Uncle Dimma July 13, 2016

feub 

( a combination of the words female and cub)

a) the female version of a cub
b) the teen daughterb of cougar, who will become a cougar herself when she grows up

If your mother is , or was, a cougar, you're more likely to become a feub, definition b), later on

feub by Uncle Dimma July 4, 2016

the wheels on the bus go round and round

A nicer way of saying " corruption is, was, and will be generational"

Hilary Clinton cooing her granddaughter: sweetie, we Clintons live by a different set of rules. remember, you are destined for great things, corruption is not genetic. Corruption is a case of the wheels on the bus go round and round.

the wheels on the bus go round and round by Uncle Dimma July 3, 2016