The Abheer Latrodectus is a name of a spider which is known to give oral sex to
itself. It has a female part and a male part so any other spider is a potential mate.
Its only known preadator is the Anerid Pholcidae. This brutal spider eats the
Abheer by first injecting it with a slow killing poison, and then it eats the Abheer's
genatalia. After that the Anerid places an egg sack inside the Abheer's body.
The abheer is a really cool spider found in the amazon
When none of your relationships last over 5 fucking seconds.
Tayswifting
When none of your relationships last over 5 fucking seconds.
Girl 1: *goes up to boy* will you go out with me?
Boy: Yea sure I've liked you for a while now.
*hugs, kisses*
*Boys phone rings*
Boy: *on phone* yeah, ill be home soon. ok/ ok/ love you too.
Girl: BITCH WTF
Boy: what?
Girl: Seriously you fucking asshole your already cheating on me! You fucking spoooon I hope you BURN IN HELL BITCH.
Boy: I was talking with my mom -_-
Girl: You were cheating on me with your MOM?
Boy: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Girl: We are OVER! *starts crying*
Boy: Srsly? Its been like 10 seconds and ur breaking up with me?
Girl: Starts laughing and putting lipstick over her face/
Boy: wtf are you ok
Girl: *Head turns 180 degrees*
Boy HOLY FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
Girl: *In demon voice* Im ok... but you wont be.
Boy: FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT THE SHIT HOLY SSHIT
Girl: *Takes Out knife* *cuts boy's dick off*
Boy: WHAT THE FUCK AHHHHHHH SHIT SHIT SHIT YOU JUST CHOPPED OF MY DICK YOU CRAZY BITCH
Girl:*stabs boy 54 times in the chest*
*Boy dies*
*Police COME to the scene*
Policeman: Poor boy was a victim to tayswifting
Girl: *Gets admitted to mental hospital"
