Cuntlips

Someone who has lips that are similar to vaginal lips
Shannon has cuntlips
by Mark November 25, 2003
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piffed

He piffed the ball at the batter
by Mark June 23, 2004
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lowlz

See lol. A form of "LOL", but horribly misspelled. Typically used by kids trying to be clever with their friend in making variations of lol. All are guilty of using this phrase once in their internet life. Origin is unknown, but it is a good bet it spawned from the illiterate 13 year olds playing counter-strike.
Illiterate 13 y/o #1: LIEK OMFG I SO PWNED HIM WHILE I WAS EATING DENNY'S AND PLAYING QAUKE 3 (Quake 3)!!!!!!

Illiterate 13 y/o #2: LOWLZ LIEK GRAND SLAM, NOT TEH MEAL!!!
by Mark December 23, 2003
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CWILF

Co-Worker I'd Like to Fuck - a person of the same OR opposite sex from work that one would like to make the naked pretzel with.
Man, that Fiorino is NOT a CWILF. He's one ugly mofo.
by Mark August 07, 2004
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Cas Fan

poorly dressed retard, with limited vocabulary.
Jesus, who were you talking to last night, they looked like a cas fan?
by mark November 16, 2003
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Pogie

I really need to get me pogie
by Mark January 21, 2005
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penis monkey

(a) Hard to define, the word stems from the original idea that John Bauman is the one and only important person in the entire world. The word can be used in pretty much any situation for any reason...however, everytime someone uses the word, it does nothing but reflect on the true nature that John Bauman is untouchable.

(b) A hit song by John Bauman.

(c) The penis on a monkey.
John: Mark, what are you doing today?
Mark: I don't know.
John: Clyde's sucks.
Mark: I know. Jackie is a cocktease.
John: The queen. <shaking head>
(pause)
Mark: *cough...cough* PENIS MONKEY.
by Mark April 14, 2005
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