Mark's definitions

Montana lap rat

Adjective. Hairy, unkempt pussy.

Your momma gotsa montana lap rat between her legs.

by Mark January 28, 2005

mushrooms

a fungus that is eaten like a vegetable

I like mushrooms on my pizza. ;)

by Mark September 11, 2003

bumcrumble

like bumcheese but a few days older

Mum picked up John's pants from his bedroom floor and shook them free of BumCrumble

by Mark November 10, 2003

axe wound

a large meaty vagina

looks like its been hit by a broad axe

by Mark July 30, 2004

bye

A term a person from Cape Breton (Nova Scotia Canada) uses in reference to a person.

Instead of saying there name they use "bye"

Whats going on bye?

Whats going on mark?

Or where are the byes at?
Means where are the cape bretoners

by mark November 26, 2003

Louisiana Swipe

When someone swipes their hand across the crack of your anus as they walk buy.

Dude, smell my fingers. I just gave that hot chick a Louisiana Swipe!

by Mark June 24, 2004

kriegsmarine

Nazi Germany's seafaring forces.

Dude, the kriegsmarine totally invaded north african coasts and shit!

by Mark September 29, 2004