kovalchuk

The greatest hockey player in the world. Currently plays on the Atlanta Thrashers. He uses jets (when he skates really fast), dangles (when he dekes through everyone), and a huge shot.
Kovalchuk turned on his jets, and scored.
by Jeremy B. February 15, 2005
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Bolongna Fiddler

When a guy puts his dick in a girl's pussy and his balls in her ass hole, then she queefs and farts at the same time.
by Jeremy B. February 03, 2008
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