Turtlehead Poke

The turtlehead poke requires a specific diet that hardens
fecal matter for the male. When step one is accomplished the male creates a
turtlehead by defacating and stopping in mid-release. This requires a very
steady and patient ass. He then inserts the fecal matter into the female's
vagina without breaking it off. It is a near impossible feat but when
accomplished there is nothing quite like it.

I saw two people do the Turtlehead Poke and I puked all
over the place.

by Jay August 04, 2003

power trip

Someone, typically at work, who has higher powers over most people they work with. This higher power (usually a manager or someone's boss) tends to go to their head causing them to "Power trip" and abuse their rights as a manager/boss/owner. Such as picking on people or making their lives difficult, "Just because they can." is a person who is on a Power Trip.

"That police officer walks around like he owns everything around him."

by Jay June 02, 2004

suck me tender

homosexual's plead for a blowjob from a straight man

Mister Lucipher: Suck me tender
Dark Raven Omega: Faggot, go back in the closet and kill yourself.

by Jay May 18, 2004

racism

A group of people who discriminate other groups of people based on their skin color, ethnic background or religion.

I would never date him because he is white.

by Jay January 19, 2004

brooch

i made a girl version of a gooch
1.the peice of skin between the boobs.

man i was all in her brooch last night.

by jay June 19, 2004

palmala

the name of the hand you use to jerk with

i have a date with palmala tonight

by jay April 25, 2003

ull

Idiotic variation of "you'll or you shall/will". Looks like it should be pronounced, 'uhl', like 'pull'.

Doofus: so ull go to da prom wif me tonite????/////
Zelda: Hell no.

by jay January 02, 2005