Definitions by J. Nichols J. Newsome

slimey snake 

after doggy style (anal or vaginal) jizz on girls back while dragging dick across. Repeatedly making your snake slimey

I gave my hoe a slimey snake then a
superman today

slimey snake by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008

spanish stove 

cooking burrito or any Spanish food in a girls puss or ass.

best with real mexicans

Guy:cook me a taco on the stove
Girl: electric or gas?
Guy:spanish stove
Girl:vag or gas

spanish stove by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008

asian sprinkler 

asian girl with uber ejaculation

lily thai is a asian sprinkler

asian sprinkler by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008

busted microphone 

when penis is flaccid(B4 or after sex) girl shakes your penis screaming into the tip "is this thing on"

your meats like a busted microphone

busted microphone by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008

jizz newton 

ejaculating high above head then having it splash down upon yourself

what happened
jizz newton

jizz newton by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008

dreaded newsome 

cuming in hair till it appears to be gray then twisting them and letting them dry creating dreads

i dreaded newsome that bitch

dreaded newsome by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008