6 definitions by J. Nichols J. Newsome

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asian girl with uber ejaculation
lily thai is a asian sprinkler
by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008
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when penis is flaccid(B4 or after sex) girl shakes your penis screaming into the tip "is this thing on"
your meats like a busted microphone
by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008
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cuming in hair till it appears to be gray then twisting them and letting them dry creating dreads
i dreaded newsome that bitch
by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008
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ejaculating high above head then having it splash down upon yourself
what happened
jizz newton
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after doggy style (anal or vaginal) jizz on girls back while dragging dick across. Repeatedly making your snake slimey
I gave my hoe a slimey snake then a
superman today
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cooking burrito or any Spanish food in a girls puss or ass.

best with real mexicans
Guy:cook me a taco on the stove
Girl: electric or gas?
Guy:spanish stove
Girl:vag or gas
by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008
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