J. Nichols J. Newsome's definitions

dreaded newsome

cuming in hair till it appears to be gray then twisting them and letting them dry creating dreads

i dreaded newsome that bitch

by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008

jizz newton

ejaculating high above head then having it splash down upon yourself

what happened
jizz newton

by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008

asian sprinkler

asian girl with uber ejaculation

lily thai is a asian sprinkler

by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008

slimey snake

after doggy style (anal or vaginal) jizz on girls back while dragging dick across. Repeatedly making your snake slimey

I gave my hoe a slimey snake then a
superman today

by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008

spanish stove

cooking burrito or any Spanish food in a girls puss or ass.

best with real mexicans

Guy:cook me a taco on the stove
Girl: electric or gas?
Guy:spanish stove
Girl:vag or gas

by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008

busted microphone

when penis is flaccid(B4 or after sex) girl shakes your penis screaming into the tip "is this thing on"

your meats like a busted microphone

by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008