slimey snake

after doggy style (anal or vaginal) jizz on girls back while dragging dick across. Repeatedly making your snake slimey

I gave my hoe a slimey snake then a
superman today

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busted microphone

when penis is flaccid(B4 or after sex) girl shakes your penis screaming into the tip "is this thing on"

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cooking burrito or any Spanish food in a girls puss or ass.

best with real mexicans

Guy:cook me a taco on the stove
Girl: electric or gas?
Guy:spanish stove
Girl:vag or gas

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ejaculating high above head then having it splash down upon yourself

what happened
jizz newton

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cuming in hair till it appears to be gray then twisting them and letting them dry creating dreads

i dreaded newsome that bitch

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lily thai is a asian sprinkler

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