when penis is flaccid(B4 or after sex) girl shakes your penis screaming into the tip "is this thing on"
your meats like a busted microphone
Buy a
busted microphone
mug!
cuming in hair till it appears to be gray then twisting them and letting them dry creating dreads
i dreaded newsome that bitch
Buy a
dreaded newsome
mug!
ejaculating high above head then having it splash down upon yourself
what happened
jizz newton
after doggy style (anal or vaginal) jizz on girls back while dragging dick across. Repeatedly making your snake slimey
I gave my hoe a slimey snake then a
superman today
cooking burrito or any Spanish food in a girls puss or ass.
best with real mexicans
Guy:cook me a taco on the stove
Girl: electric or gas?
Guy:spanish stove
Girl:vag or gas
