A term used to explain to somebody that you can't control the way things are going to happen or exspect them to happen a certain way.
Person 1: I never win anything
Person 2: Thats the way the cookie crumbles
by Al May 31, 2004
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fuckpuppet

one who is sexually entered and used like a puppet
i am going to shove my fist in your ass and make you my fuckpuppet
by AL March 13, 2003
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