Al's definitions
1. Fast food restuarant chain.
2. Recently second largest private landholder in the world (after the Catholic Church), as McDonald's attempts to own all land on which franchises are built.
3. An establishment that should be renamed Fatass, because:
a. They could get away with it.
b. You could "plus size" things, and get "fat fries", not to mention the "fatass burger".
c. People suing them would have to make the arguement that "Fatass" never warned them that eating there would make them fat.
2. Recently second largest private landholder in the world (after the Catholic Church), as McDonald's attempts to own all land on which franchises are built.
3. An establishment that should be renamed Fatass, because:
a. They could get away with it.
b. You could "plus size" things, and get "fat fries", not to mention the "fatass burger".
c. People suing them would have to make the arguement that "Fatass" never warned them that eating there would make them fat.
1. The McDonald's Shake isn't even called a milk shake, mainly on account of false advertising claim laws.
2. The man who owns McDonald's is wealthier than most people think, or even could imagine in concrete terms.
3. Yeah, I got a Fatty Meal at Fatass today. I gotta stop eating there, cause I think it might be making me fat.
2. The man who owns McDonald's is wealthier than most people think, or even could imagine in concrete terms.
3. Yeah, I got a Fatty Meal at Fatass today. I gotta stop eating there, cause I think it might be making me fat.
by Al October 12, 2003
Get the McDonaldsmug. 1. Two- or three- toed tree-dwelling mamal. The sloth's slowness is caused by it's inability to move more than one major voluntary muscle at a time. Needless to say, sloth reproduction is hilarious.
2. One of the seven deadly sins -- a sort of laziness. According to Catholic Doctrine, all laziness is a sub-form of sloth (much as all anger is a sub-form of wrath), but to truly epitomize sloth, you must be unwilling to take action -- even to help yourself -- out of simple laziness.
2. One of the seven deadly sins -- a sort of laziness. According to Catholic Doctrine, all laziness is a sub-form of sloth (much as all anger is a sub-form of wrath), but to truly epitomize sloth, you must be unwilling to take action -- even to help yourself -- out of simple laziness.
1. The sloth is nature's ultimate prey.
2. I was going to shower this week, but then I had an attack of sloth.
2. I was going to shower this week, but then I had an attack of sloth.
by Al February 13, 2005
Get the slothmug.