anonymous's definitions

porridge stirring

To go where another man has boldy gone before

A: Dude, you jammed your little man in her flange?
B: Absafuckinlutely!
A: You stirred my porridge!
B: What?

(For those not paying attention, B is cuntstruck)

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

kantot

pag pinasok ang malaking titi sa puking masikip, o sa puwet na masikip.

Ang lalaki kinantot niya ang babae sa masikip niyang puwet

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

coupon

A traffic ticket

I got a coupon on my way home from work today.

by Anonymous October 22, 2003

HST

Horse Shit Tax

"Damn the 15% HST!"
"Yeah, that horse shit tax really kills sales"

by Anonymous July 16, 2003

Magging

1. Vomiting (see wordmagged/word
2. Screwing something up

I'd carry him home, but he's too busy magging in the toilet
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Man, I just magged that test!

by Anonymous May 18, 2003

Haku Machente

Means, "The Scorpion King has a tiny ding-a-ling!"

by Anonymous August 16, 2003

fuck

the word of all words, the only word you can use in any situation.

1. Oh Fuck!!!!
( anger, excitment, sadness, confusion, stupidity, pleasure, disappointment, hysterical, boredom, exhaustion, happiness, fright, frustration, shock, being disgusted, depression, surprised, embarrasment, being asamed, jealousy, lonliness, anxiousness, shyness, and anything fucking else you fucking people can feel!!!)

by Anonymous September 3, 2003