blonde

thought to be stupid by society. In reality, the only blondes I know and have met are all very intelligent. My IQ is 149. My best (blonde) friend's is a 135. I can name nine blondes with IQs above 130, disproving the theory that blondes are more dumb. It's a load of bullshit, people.

(real) Blondes don't neccesarily have more fun. We just have beautiful hair.

by anonymous December 23, 2004

shukis

the popuplar term for sticking two fingers in the vagina and one in the asshole when a girl is having her period - the saying that comes with the shukis is "two in the blood and one in the mud!!!"

if you don't shut the hell up you stupid dickfor, i am going to give you a shukis

by anonymous March 12, 2003

phillippa

very nice girl who is to be loved by all

by Anonymous August 02, 2003

brown trout

Turd so named because of its smooth exterior enabling it to drift gracefully and noiselessly into the pan

by Anonymous May 05, 2003

gonza

Some nice ass weed; marijuana.

I was smoking so much gonza last night that i skeeted on your dog.

by anonymous May 31, 2004

UMP j00

1. when a player in CounterStrike is killed by the suckiest submachinegun, his killer says: UMP j00!
2. At the start of a game of CS a player who buys the UMP submachinegun calls out: UMP J00! to put fear in the hearts of his opponents!

Me: UMP j00 N00BS!
N00b1: OMG I R UMPED!
N00b2: OMG ME TO

by Anonymous September 01, 2003

dustache

a faint, almost imperceptible moustache usually found on adolescent boys and some women

by Anonymous March 18, 2003