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Scientifical Ghostifferator

Official Definition: "The Ghostifferator™ lets you contact the spirit world like you wanna contact it. A flik of th' switch lets ya change the who the where an the when instanlty. Now I dont garuntee that y'ull talk to anybody, speshul, but like how many dead folks is there? Like Hunderds, so you got a good chance a gettin somebody on the line purty quick."

A device that a guy named Leroy designed, built, and put up on Ebay for auction.

He claims the 'Scientifical Ghostifferator' may (or may not) allow the user to 'contact the dead'.

Leory is also somewhat infamous on Ebay due to his "Lucifer's Hotpocket" auction from December of 2004, which was almost as famous as the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese.

Part of his schtick is intentional bad spelling, made up words, and really bad grammar. But, none of that seems to matter, because he has quite a following, and people bid on and purchase his obscure scam-type pieces.

"You must use yur invention only for the good of mankind and stray dawgs. An you will call this device a Scientifical Ghostiferator! An you will retain the services of a lawyur! and you will not eat of chicken meat and corn pone for ever an ever an Get a shower curtain whilst yer at it. And right then before it shut up, It said you must sell this invention on eBay cuz theys folk on there that will apprecify it proper-like. Bout that time, a curl of smoke come outta it and that creepy voice faded off in the distance like a fart in a breeze."

by Anonymous January 22, 2005

jiggle

1. To shake
2. To wobble

by Anonymous February 12, 2003

powder crew

fukkin pussyies dat dun run sh!t ne where n who suck dik!

rh king's pc crew is gay sepecially tha fraser kid

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

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growth and developement

its all about the youth and family now. folks-family of love knowlecge and struggles

by Anonymous July 30, 2006

They_all_leave

Intellectually inept dizzard, you are surely afflicted with mental retardation.

A cúnt who posts on Rivals who thinks he is funny

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

salt water sprinkler

when one does not urinate after sexual intercourse until hours later when the remaining "left-over" semen dries up in the urethra, creating the pee to spray in many directions...also known as the "laser light show"

by Anonymous November 17, 2002

relatives

People who are related to you, whether you like it or not.

I hate most of my dad's relatives. they're so mean to me.

by Anonymous June 18, 2003