Instant Pussy

Loose woman especially when drunk.

She is an instant pussy, just add beer.

by Anonymous June 30, 2003

facetime downstairs

oral sex euphemism.

Hey Brian, the boss requests that you get some facetime downstairs.

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

rip van tinkle

the original smelly man of african descent

by Anonymous August 15, 2003

dank buds

High quality with red hairs and crystals

Yo dogg, is that some of that fire

by Anonymous August 15, 2003

dong jockey

a girl that rides the dong all the time

look at that f***ing dong jockey

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

dealie

same as all them above, only it originated from The Simpsons. A word used regularly by Homer.

by Anonymous May 08, 2003

Lerno

Renowned Chaminade oarsman that strokes it long and hard. Currently strokes 6:24.9 despite being a basketcase. Also see "Big Dog." Frequently yells such phrases as "Hootaaaaz!" and "Wassup playa" and "I like to stroke it"

by Anonymous March 13, 2003