elves

A race of long lived or immortal beings known for their grace and beauty. They have a natural affinity for magic and nature and a propencity for shagging and 'nancying'. A little known fact is that elves who are born physically imperfect are sent to hidden mines deep in the earth where they work ceaselessly to keep their lovely brethren hip deep in the rarest of commodities- the natural sequin.

"I would love to help you build that shed but I must nancy!"

"He must be an elf..."

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

j lo

1) nickname for entertainer Jennifer Lopez;
2) a big, beautiful bodonkadonk booty that you wanna grab 6 handfuls of!

Damn! Check out tha j lo on that byotch!

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

get it on

To have sexual intercourse

I am getting it on right now on the phone

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

Canyon Founder

The person that finds a canyon.

Scott Hambrick is the founder of the Canyon

by Anonymous March 23, 2003

Wife beater

An a-shirt or tanktop or muscle shirt, sleeveless

I need to wash my wife beater.

by Anonymous April 03, 2003

spamotula

The act of lubing any person's anus with a spam.

"I have a food fetish, so before I ate her ass, I spamotulated it!" says John.

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

quiz

Definitions:

1) noun. something that you don't need to care for

2) verb. save you from 59%

Samples of use:

1) Relax! It's just a quiz.

2) Oh no! I have to quiz it right.

by Anonymous October 01, 2003