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Alyssa is probably the baddest bitch you know, but she gone thru a lot of shit to get queen bee. People respect her but she can beat you the fuck up in a heartbeat. She is pretty but won't believe it. She is mostly pansexual and will be proud of herself. Alyssa is usually depressed but won't say anything, she also usually has anxiety but can give you the best day of your life.
Get the Alyssamug. To be screwed over by an otherwise competent individual. It looks like it's inadvertent but it always happens.
There was a large party that was booked, but it was not communicated to any individual. You were motaed.
Get the motaedmug. 
A very old soul, a woman in touch with her higher self. Highly educated and very mysterious. Possibly have very bouncy curls or hair like a lion.
Get the ozellamug.