Is a girl that can be shy when you first meet her but when you get to know she is funny but rude sometimes is a really pretty girl

A gun toting, malt liquor chugging believer of QAnon and other conspiracy theories, such as Jewish space laser causing forest fires or Gazpacho Police gun confiscation. Often married to a first cousin or other relative. Impregnated and conceived in a pickup truck. Lives in a single wide trailer with tattered awning and 4 or more junk vehicles parked out in front. Has braided armpits, few if any teeth and tattoos of Donald Trump on her ass. Thinks she might be a good Congressional Representative since she never missed an episode of Jerry Springer.
She’s a regular Marjorie Trailer Greene now that she can chug malt liquor from a champagne glass, belch and fart at the same time. I’m guessing her life must be difficult trying to fool people into thinking she’s not a Trailer Trash Barbie. She donated her entire 401k to the Trump Save America PAC.

A coomer is someone who excessively mastubates for the dopamine rush and the sense of fullfillment. Usually masturbates up to seven times a day,
