They lost the football game, but then they pull-a-trump and claim they won.
I'm just going to pull-a-trump and say that I won.
I'm just going to pull-a-trump and say that I won.
Get the Pull-a-Trumpmug. (1) The process by which relatively healthy menu items evolve into, or become outnumbered by, versions with more sugar, fat and empty calories. The dessertification process leads to menu items calorically indistinguishable from dessert even as they continue to be presented as not-dessert.
(2) The phenomenon of traditionally dry cocktail names being applied to sweet variations to appeal to drinkers who like the *idea* of e.g. a Rat Packer's martini but prefer chocolate to gin and skewered gummy bears to olives.
(2) The phenomenon of traditionally dry cocktail names being applied to sweet variations to appeal to drinkers who like the *idea* of e.g. a Rat Packer's martini but prefer chocolate to gin and skewered gummy bears to olives.
When I started at Starbuck's most of my customers took a black Pike, maybe with maybe milk or sugar. Then it was cappuccino with a little squirt of caramel on top. Now, thanks to dessertification, 90% of our sales are mocha Frappuccinos in a sugar-rimmed cup, with vanilla-bean whip and maraschino syrup drizzle on top, with more calories than lunch.
Get the dessertificationmug. Imagine this,
She looks so hot. Her short skirt curves perfectly around her fat ass. She rushes towards you whilst you stare at her hard nipples through her transparent white top. She sees the massive bulge in your jeans and starts rubbing it whilst you both start softly kissing. The kissing works it’s way up and you get more aggressive. You start to squeeze her ass. You pick her up and she clutches onto you with her legs. You slam her onto the sofa and the kissing becomes really aggressive. You sneak your hands up her top and squeeze her tits. You take her top fully off and unclip her bra. You rip of her jeans and panties when she least expects it. You start kissing from the top down you kiss from her neck to her tits and then you start teasing her by kissing all around her pussy. She try’s to make you lick her Pussy but you begin making your way back up to make out with her. She pleads for you to go down again. You go down a bit further to her tits and stay there sucking on her hard nipples for 2 more minutes. She is so horny. You decide that’s enough teasing and make your way down to her pussy. Her pussy is frobbing, it is so wet. Her juices are dripping down her inner thigh. You slide your tongue all around her pussy licking up all the juice from her dripping wet pussy. You glide your tongue across her clit. You start licking the clit softly and work up the pace of your tongue.
She looks so hot. Her short skirt curves perfectly around her fat ass. She rushes towards you whilst you stare at her hard nipples through her transparent white top. She sees the massive bulge in your jeans and starts rubbing it whilst you both start softly kissing. The kissing works it’s way up and you get more aggressive. You start to squeeze her ass. You pick her up and she clutches onto you with her legs. You slam her onto the sofa and the kissing becomes really aggressive. You sneak your hands up her top and squeeze her tits. You take her top fully off and unclip her bra. You rip of her jeans and panties when she least expects it. You start kissing from the top down you kiss from her neck to her tits and then you start teasing her by kissing all around her pussy. She try’s to make you lick her Pussy but you begin making your way back up to make out with her. She pleads for you to go down again. You go down a bit further to her tits and stay there sucking on her hard nipples for 2 more minutes. She is so horny. You decide that’s enough teasing and make your way down to her pussy. Her pussy is frobbing, it is so wet. Her juices are dripping down her inner thigh. You slide your tongue all around her pussy licking up all the juice from her dripping wet pussy. You glide your tongue across her clit. You start licking the clit softly and work up the pace of your tongue.
“Ohh that was so good baby.”
“I’m not finished yet baby girl.”
You grab her ass and carry her into the kitchen. You pace her on the counter and pull down your jeans. She sees the monster you have been hiding stick out your pants which you quickly pull down. “OMG ITS SO BIG”
“Are you ready for this”
“I’m ready for anything baby”
You begin by slapping your head onto her lips and start thrusting into her. You go all the way in.
“Ahhhhhhhhh,” she screamed as she took the monster. Her pussy grapples around your cock and starts pulsing. Her cum drips down your penis making it extra slippery so you start thrusting faster and faster. You destroy her walls as her pussy squirts again and is going bright pink. You feel yourself about to cum. You pull out and she get off the counter straight on her knees to take the load into her mouth. She sucks hard as you throat fuck her. Your cock punches the back of her throat. You about to cum, you push your cock all the way to the back making her gag you shoot straight down her throat and pull out to finish the rest of your load all over her face and tits. “ Oh baby that was the best sex ever.”
That made me horny
“I’m not finished yet baby girl.”
You grab her ass and carry her into the kitchen. You pace her on the counter and pull down your jeans. She sees the monster you have been hiding stick out your pants which you quickly pull down. “OMG ITS SO BIG”
“Are you ready for this”
“I’m ready for anything baby”
You begin by slapping your head onto her lips and start thrusting into her. You go all the way in.
“Ahhhhhhhhh,” she screamed as she took the monster. Her pussy grapples around your cock and starts pulsing. Her cum drips down your penis making it extra slippery so you start thrusting faster and faster. You destroy her walls as her pussy squirts again and is going bright pink. You feel yourself about to cum. You pull out and she get off the counter straight on her knees to take the load into her mouth. She sucks hard as you throat fuck her. Your cock punches the back of her throat. You about to cum, you push your cock all the way to the back making her gag you shoot straight down her throat and pull out to finish the rest of your load all over her face and tits. “ Oh baby that was the best sex ever.”
That made me horny
Get the Hornymug. People who says that Grand Piece Online is the best fighting game on ROBLOX.
They will also say that infinite combos got removed in update 3.
In other word: GPO Mfs
They will also say that infinite combos got removed in update 3.
In other word: GPO Mfs
Dude1: broo gpo is like the best game lmao
Dude2: lol wtf do you mean, aba is way better than this shit
Dude1: oh yeah!? give me 5 reasons and a paragraph on why aba is better!
Dude: shut up gpotard
Dude2: lol wtf do you mean, aba is way better than this shit
Dude1: oh yeah!? give me 5 reasons and a paragraph on why aba is better!
Dude: shut up gpotard
Get the Gpotardmug. 
