You and your partner take any bag of gummy rings and stretch out the rings carefully and wrap them around your partners penis. Then your significant other proceeds to give the male a blowjob, eating the rings off his penis.
Get the Sweet ring blowjobmug. I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
Get the Shadow The Hedgehogmug. 
hariganesh is a nice guy
Get the hariganeshmug. Plumbergine is a particular set of shades of purple sitting between Plum and Aubergine (eggplant). The name was said to have been coined by designers to avoid having to refer to colors as plums or using the word Aubergine/eggplant which is associated with emojis used for sexual references.
The new website uses tones of plumbergine for the background.
Eric referred to the purple colours chosen by the designer and said he liked Dirk's plums. This led to hysterical laughter from the team.
Eric referred to the purple colours chosen by the designer and said he liked Dirk's plums. This led to hysterical laughter from the team.
Get the plumberginemug. 
a loving , kind person that you would love to have in your life, every time you see her you smile get nervous.
Get the iyleemug.