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A particular style of hip-hop dance. It originated in the African-American community in California. It's free, expressive and highly energetic. A positive way to release your anger. Exaggerated use of the arms, chest, feet, head and legs are used to perform different techniques such as the robot, tutting waving and popping. It's an artistic way to express your feelings. It looks aggressive, spiritual, hypnotizing and quite emotional. It takes serious skill to be able to master the art of Krumping. It's an artful battle zone where a group of Krumpers form a circle whereby each person is given a chance to freestyle in the middle. A great alternative to violence where you get to sweat out your anger.
Kim Jong-un: "So Trump wants to Krump me. I'll show him a thing or to!, little does he know that back in the day I was the best at Krumping. I may look like a cupcake but not long ago I popped Putins tri-coloured ass back to Moscow. Apparently Trumps been on a diet and his hired a bloody crip to teach him how to Krump, can't wait to show him what I have in stall for him".
by *nigganeese* January 28, 2018
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A pesky impecunious wide-eyed-goon deliberating on a degenerate but satisfying notion of "should I" or "shouldn't I".
When a muserist gets kicked out of all manner of pubs, clubs and bars for being caught just asking for drugs, but to get barred for life feels like a true expression of the art of pissing people off.
by *nigganeese* January 21, 2018
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