Chorizo

The word is Pronounced Chorifo but the idiots in the UK and US and basically every non-Spanish area pronounces it choritso.

Chorizo
This Choritso good.
Person ho pronounces words correctly: ITS CHORIFO NOT CHORITSO!

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Super Soaker

A fat person when they splash into a pool
Person 1: Who made that big splash?
Person 2: It’s that super soaker over there.
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Person 1: I found this symbol ‘_’
Person 2: its a box
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