Superman

The most dogsh*t of a so called "superhero" ever created in the DC universe. Yeah he has powers, xray vision, lazer eyes, fight and hes strong ig (hes a puny weakling) but he has a weakness... a glowing green rock...😹😹 and they come in more colors to that do other things, so logically speaking, if you got a mini gun and loaded it up with a bunch of those green rocks (you can buy them anywhere on the dc dark web) and sprayed at him. DEAD! You kill him in many other ways hes not completely invincible, like how alfred could stomp on his head. In conclusion Super man is the shittiest "hero" ever

Sincerly

-Batman dick rider!
Guy 1: Yo that kid over there is so superman🤮🤮

Girl 2. I know right its actually nasty..🤢🤢
by 【Batman's №1 D!ck Rider】 December 18, 2023
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