Completion of oral sex with seventie six penises within seventie six days. Ejaculation is not a requirement, but however it is appreciated. Satisfaction!
Ex: She sucked 76 dicks beautifully. It was planned and completed within 76 days. Why beautifully, she fucking wanted to, and helped plan it. It was super fun.
1st chica: There is a basketball team named the 76ers and a bunch of guys holding pens for a declaration during 76 of the 1700's.
2nd chica: I thought it was 75
1st Woman: So did I! One held thier own.
Other lady: Either way, that is a lot of dick
1st chica: Yeah
2nd chica: I remembered what 75 was. Sometimes I forget stuff. I call it my brain thing.
1st chica: There is a basketball team named the 76ers and a bunch of guys holding pens for a declaration during 76 of the 1700's.
2nd chica: I thought it was 75
1st Woman: So did I! One held thier own.
Other lady: Either way, that is a lot of dick
1st chica: Yeah
2nd chica: I remembered what 75 was. Sometimes I forget stuff. I call it my brain thing.
Some pussio in St gregs who gets all the girls and he is asian and a nitty and he moves mad to the gyal them.
Some girls think he is batty but i assure he aint as he is a straight mf. Also he is shit at sports and Also a nerd at school but a calm guy he has lots of friends : Adam, Valan, Anthony, Jesus e.c.t
Some girls think he is batty but i assure he aint as he is a straight mf. Also he is shit at sports and Also a nerd at school but a calm guy he has lots of friends : Adam, Valan, Anthony, Jesus e.c.t
Slavcho is very crazy and smart, he is very beautiful boy with a lot of gifts. He is shy at first, but afterwards he is smiling and talking with everybody. He is an intelligent person with a different view to the world. He is strong, emotional and independent. He loves a big variety of personalities, has a good sense of humor and is open-minded.
Славчо е добър човек с весели емоции.
Slavcho is a good god
Slavcho is a good god
What began as Edmonton-speak for ‘drinking beers’, has evolved into an entire culture.
Anything can be a unit, and usually it’s crankable, sometimes the unit even cranks itself and you need to crank it before it cranks you. Sometimes you crank the units and later on the units crank back (ie a hangover).
Unit Classification System - Crankology. 101
Type 1 Units
- Instant gratification units. Require little effort to crank, with high pleasure payoff.
- Ex: cocaine, liquor.
Type 2 Units
- Units that require some effort to crank, with potentially great rewards.
- Ex: mushrooms, ayahuasca, changa.
Type 3 Units
- Units that crank you, but in the long run allow you to crank even more units.
- Ex: psychedelic ego death, vaccines, getting lost in the forest and discovering your spirit animal after days of dehydration and delirium.
Type 4 Units
- Food units. Calories are eventually required for even the most veteran of greeblers.
- Ex: Rave pizza.
Type 5 Units
- Units that need to leave the body. Bodily function units.
- Ex: crank a piss, bro!
Type 6 Units
- Mystery Units. Units found, effects unknown until cranked.
Ex: powdery substance snorted off greebly shag rug.
Type 7 Units
- Adrenaline units. Units that activate internal adrenaline system for sake of excitement and cheap thrills!
Ex: fire spinning, sky diving, BDSM kinks.
Type 8 Units
Sexual pleasure units.
Ex: cranking your nut butter all over your babe (with consent).
Anything can be a unit, and usually it’s crankable, sometimes the unit even cranks itself and you need to crank it before it cranks you. Sometimes you crank the units and later on the units crank back (ie a hangover).
Unit Classification System - Crankology. 101
Type 1 Units
- Instant gratification units. Require little effort to crank, with high pleasure payoff.
- Ex: cocaine, liquor.
Type 2 Units
- Units that require some effort to crank, with potentially great rewards.
- Ex: mushrooms, ayahuasca, changa.
Type 3 Units
- Units that crank you, but in the long run allow you to crank even more units.
- Ex: psychedelic ego death, vaccines, getting lost in the forest and discovering your spirit animal after days of dehydration and delirium.
Type 4 Units
- Food units. Calories are eventually required for even the most veteran of greeblers.
- Ex: Rave pizza.
Type 5 Units
- Units that need to leave the body. Bodily function units.
- Ex: crank a piss, bro!
Type 6 Units
- Mystery Units. Units found, effects unknown until cranked.
Ex: powdery substance snorted off greebly shag rug.
Type 7 Units
- Adrenaline units. Units that activate internal adrenaline system for sake of excitement and cheap thrills!
Ex: fire spinning, sky diving, BDSM kinks.
Type 8 Units
Sexual pleasure units.
Ex: cranking your nut butter all over your babe (with consent).
*Looks at empty beer box* “bro did we crank all those unes?”
“I went to help my friend build a fence but then we just started cranking units instead”
“When I birthed my child I was in labour for 12 hours”
“Damn, that’s cranking a unit for sure”
“Love une/ love yoon”
“Don’t forget to use your manners, say please and crank une”
“What is life, but a unit cranked?”
“I went to help my friend build a fence but then we just started cranking units instead”
“When I birthed my child I was in labour for 12 hours”
“Damn, that’s cranking a unit for sure”
“Love une/ love yoon”
“Don’t forget to use your manners, say please and crank une”
“What is life, but a unit cranked?”