

The best person in the world. Velan is the best at everything. He can beat you in any sport. He can beat anyone in a rap battle. He can beat you in a fight. He can pull any girl in the world. Velan is the hottest person alive. The amount of girls he gets is incredible. And not just any girl. He pulls the finest and sexiest girls in his school or city. The bad thing about Velan is you can't stop looking at him. If you see him, you will recognize him. He is so hot that I can't take my eyes off him. Usually Velan plays many sports. His dick is so massive that it reaches a girl's belly button when he has sex. Speaking of sex, Velan is so passionate when he bangs girls. Everything Velan does is just so perfect.
Addison Rae: Hey did you see that cute guy over there? What's his name?
Sommer Ray: Oh that's Velan. He's so sexy
Addison: I need to ask him out
Sommer: Not if I ask first
*both run to Velan*
Sommer Ray: Oh that's Velan. He's so sexy
Addison: I need to ask him out
Sommer: Not if I ask first
*both run to Velan*


Boy: Momma ima get some cereal! (pours milk before the cereal)
Mom: WHERE DID I GO WRONG???!!!
Boy: oops, i forgot to pour the cereal first!!
Mom: You better keep pouring the cereal first shitwipe!!
Mom: WHERE DID I GO WRONG???!!!
Boy: oops, i forgot to pour the cereal first!!
Mom: You better keep pouring the cereal first shitwipe!!
