i love my good friend daerion

August 27 is the best day of the year, where the best things happen and the coolest and smartest people are born in
Somebody: "wow! That person is so hot, beautiful and probably smart as hell"
Another guy: " ya, they probably were born on August 27"
Another guy: " ya, they probably were born on August 27"

When a girl is giving you a blumpkin and she throws up on your dick and you turn around and spray mud in her face to return the favor
