When a mf calls into work fake coughing and can't make it into work from all them cold beers / alcohol the night before and everybody knows... He got that BREWMONIA! 🍻

jayden has the longest penis ever and you will never see another one bigger than his and he is the best person ever.

"What are the latest Philly words?"
"Oh that's glizzy guzzler"
"What's it mean?"
"A ho who sucks a lot of dick"
"Oh that's glizzy guzzler"
"What's it mean?"
"A ho who sucks a lot of dick"
