Parikshit
Dosage: Regular hangouts
Pros:
- Killer music recs
- Memeworthy humor
- Named cat Noodles
- Will boost your ego with 1000 compliments
Side Effects:
- Tummy hurts from laughing too much
- Might od on compliments
Refill: Whenever in need of a pick-me-up
Dosage: Regular hangouts
Pros:
- Killer music recs
- Memeworthy humor
- Named cat Noodles
- Will boost your ego with 1000 compliments
Side Effects:
- Tummy hurts from laughing too much
- Might od on compliments
Refill: Whenever in need of a pick-me-up

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.
A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?
Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!
B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?
Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!
Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!
B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?
Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!

rare name originating from Southeast Asia. Usually to describe of the son of a chinese spring roll (popiah) maker
