She is intelligent, wise, independent and loyal. Best advice giver. The most beautiful woman you will come across.
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Hodjat?! no you mean THE MAN! Hodjat is everything plane and simple. Hodjat is the type to climb a mount with a goat on his/her back just to slaughter it and eat it to have a good view. Hodjat is a simple man, doesn't need much. Quite and calm until you unleash the beast. Hodjat will be the most knowledgeable in the room but will not flaunt it.
Man 1: who's that guy?!
Man 2: Thats just Hodjat
Man 1: How is he bench pressing 2 cows?!
Man 2: Thats just a Hodjat thing....
Man 2: Thats just Hodjat
Man 1: How is he bench pressing 2 cows?!
Man 2: Thats just a Hodjat thing....
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The ninth circle of friend-zoned, your friend is so not into you and yet has so much respect for you that they want their kids to marry yours. I doubt that there is any way out of this zone.
Person 1: my crush just told me that when she has kids she wants them to marry mine, what does that even mean??
Person 2: bro you've totally been Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned, you might as well just move on
Person 2: bro you've totally been Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned, you might as well just move on
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