1 definition by ~TheHeadOfPamelaAnderson~
Levis are ridiculously good looking, tall, and muscular in a natural, un-juiced way. Levi is one of the sexiest-looking guys you will ever meet, and most likely rocks long blonde locks and could make a living as a model or porn star (which I will expound upon later). Most likely a blue-collar type dude who loves tools and does some form of construction for a living. Levis are athletic as hell and are into nature and building things and and are outdoorsy, and are most likely a country boys from big families. When you meet a Levi you will be instantly charmed and you will probably never forget him. Levis are very funny and happy and charming at first, but they typically show a dark side once you get to know them a little bit better. Levis may say things that make you feel really bad when they smoke a little ganja, and that dark Levi side will start to emerge. Levis are the best fucks ever, hands down, no contest. A Levi will have you squirting loads all over the place, and will perform/suggest many fun but rough acts in the bedroom, including but not limited to; choking you, buttsex, peeing on you, destroying your tits, pulling your hair, and may even threaten to kill you or make some kind of plaster cast of your body after sex. This may leave you with strange feelings about Levi, but deep down you know that you want more.
by ~TheHeadOfPamelaAnderson~ April 17, 2013