1 definition by ~Otaku_Poptart~
A Sparklepire from Stephanie Meyer's 'Twilight' series, a 108-year-old virgin who makes pubescent girls horny.
His fangirls seem to think that he is real, and a few even seem to believe that they are married to him.
Apparently, he is "beautiful" and "godlike." Oh, and he ~*SPARKLES*~ too!
His fangirls seem to think that he is real, and a few even seem to believe that they are married to him.
Apparently, he is "beautiful" and "godlike." Oh, and he ~*SPARKLES*~ too!
Fangirl 1: LYKE zOMG EDWARD CULLEN IS TTLY MY HUSBAND~!
Fangirl 2: INORITE~ :DDD
Me: -reading Harry Potter- Well, good luck finding boyfriends, freaking Twitards.
Fangirl 3: LYKE OMG UR JUST A HATR~
Me: -facepalm-
Fangirl 2: INORITE~ :DDD
Me: -reading Harry Potter- Well, good luck finding boyfriends, freaking Twitards.
Fangirl 3: LYKE OMG UR JUST A HATR~
Me: -facepalm-
by ~Otaku_Poptart~ May 31, 2010