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mug

An item that has been rumored not to obey the laws of physics.

The mug is quite powerful, but also dangerous to the wielder. You may pour an excruciatingly hot substance all over yourself if you do not use it wisely.

by [insert clever name here] February 18, 2020

small brain

You.

Did you seriously mess up the cobblestone generator again? You're such a small brain.

by [insert clever name here] February 18, 2020