Tain't

bit between a lady's cuckoo and her poopoo. (see Barse)
It Tain't arse and it Tain't 'gina. (see Barse)
by [D] Mr Cream T October 14, 2003
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Barse

the bit between yer bollocks and yer arse.
she kicked me right in the barse!
by [D] Mr Cream T October 14, 2003
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