Definitions by Slurp Noises

Cheeky Sizzler

When you stub out your cigarette on your lady friends wet vagina, prompting the most confusing instant orgasm she has yet to experience.

I’m nearly done with this fag, fancy a cheeky sizzler?

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When you cum up her nose and she squirts it back out her nose piercing hole.

Mate, you should’ve seen the the dirty Skye my missus managed last night

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