* Boi with his dumb kids 's definitions
A Brooklin man obsessed with having the perfect white picket fence life, tells everyone he’s wealthy but actually works at Lowe’s and can’t afford to live there without his wife’s white collar income. His wife calls him out on his shit and when he doesn’t get what he wants calls her a Brooklin Bitch.
To keep up the elusion of wealth, Husband wants to buy a $85K pickup truck. Wife says “we can’t afford that”. Husband states “you’re nothing more than a Brooklin Bitch”.
by * Boi with his dumb kids October 13, 2019
Get the Brooklin Bitchmug. Phrase
When your mother, in a fit of frustration or mild annoyance, advises you to "go fuck up a tree." It's a whimsical way of suggesting you redirect your energy elsewhere or find a harmless outlet for any mischievous tendencies or is it?
When your mother, in a fit of frustration or mild annoyance, advises you to "go fuck up a tree." It's a whimsical way of suggesting you redirect your energy elsewhere or find a harmless outlet for any mischievous tendencies or is it?
by * Boi with his dumb kids January 1, 2024
Get the Go-Fuck-Up-A-Treemug.