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hamilaria

A incurable disease in which one feels the need to sing Hamilton lyrics in public, usually after being prompted by normal everyday speech .

Person:"Congratulations"
PersonSufferingFromHamilaria:"FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!"

Ex2

Teacher: Now what can you tell from the lega-
PersonSufferingFromHamilaria: "LEGACY...WHAT is a legacy?! It's planting seeds in a garden you never get to see!"

by *:･✧Bonjour, y'all✧･:* February 7, 2017

Parisnoia

Having constant unreasonable paranoia while also being extremely French or if one is simply named Paris.

Ex1
Person: They are not talking about you it’s just your parisnoia.

Ex2
Parisnoid person: My boss is going to fire me, my boyfriend hates me, and what IF I drop my croissant?!
Person: why do you think this?
Parisnoid person:..... guess I’m just parisnoid

by *:･✧Bonjour, y'all✧･:* February 28, 2019