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CockQuake 

The laziest possible way to masturbate. One rests their hand over their genitals during an earthquake and the earth does all the jacking.

TV Announcer: The San Andreas fault is about to produce a magnitude 7 earthquake, evacuate your homes immediately

Lazy guy: *puts hand on penis* aight time for a CockQuake

CockQuake by **Bitch Nigga** July 6, 2019