Definitions by (mostly) aussie slang ;
Halfway down the toaster
Halfway down the toaster is when you feel absolutely f*cking cooked or 'toasted'. Australian slang for hungover, depressed, tired, drunk, high, or just feel like shit.
Damo Jnr: "Fuuuuuuck me cunt, I am just halfway down the fucking toaster tonight"
Daxon: "So you don't want to hit up the RSL?"
Damo Jnr: "Fuck off you shitcunt, I just fucking told you I'm halfway down the toaster!"
Daxon: "So you don't want to hit up the RSL?"
Damo Jnr: "Fuck off you shitcunt, I just fucking told you I'm halfway down the toaster!"
Halfway down the toaster by (mostly) aussie slang ; June 3, 2022
Out of Pocket
1:
Grandpa: You're a bitch (slaps chick)
George: Grandpa, that was out of pocket!
2:
George: I got a new dog and he runs bloody quick, innit?
Grandpa: I run quicker than yer pathetic dog it's slow as shit.
George: Grandpa, that was out of pocket!
Grandpa: You're a bitch (slaps chick)
George: Grandpa, that was out of pocket!
2:
George: I got a new dog and he runs bloody quick, innit?
Grandpa: I run quicker than yer pathetic dog it's slow as shit.
George: Grandpa, that was out of pocket!
Out of Pocket by (mostly) aussie slang ; April 29, 2022
Blug
It is something so weird, confusing, bad, pathetic that goes straight past the point of being ironically funny and just leaves you feeling empty like you want to laugh but there just isn't enough to laugh at. Quite often describes Indian social media posts.
Blug by (mostly) aussie slang ; March 8, 2022