Levi

Levi is a sweet guy who deserves everything. He is really tall with brown curly hair and freckles on both cheeks. He says dude, bro, and yo a lot, almost too much. He can be really funny even when he's not trying to be.
Levi is so cool.
I'm so sorry, Levi.
by (***AnonymouslyAnonymous***) December 07, 2018
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Skiing

When a girl gives two guys handjobs at the same time.
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!"

The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
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